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Nacho Cheese

By: DillPublished: 05/12/2000
 
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Three white guys are driving in an all black neighborhood when they get a sudden craving for cheese.

They search around until they finally find a cheese store, where they all decide to stop and eat.

Upon ariving at the front door they find a sign that says "No whites allowed". The three stand for a while and think what to do.

After a while one of the guys says, "OK we'll wait for those three black guys in there to walk out and we'll mug 'em and take their cheese.", everyone agrees to do as told so they mug the three black guys and take off back to their apartment.

After the three arrive back at the aparment and begin to eat their cheese they begin to talk, the first guy says, "I got mozzarella cheese.", and one of the others asks, "Well how do you know that?", and the first guy replies, "I tasted it."

The second guy then says, "I got cheddar cheese", one of the others asks "how do you know that", and the second guy replies "'cause I tasted it."

Then the third guy says, "I got nacho cheese.". The other two look at him confused and ask "How do you know that?", and the third guy replies "Well, the guy that I was mugging kept on saying, 'Thats nacho cheese, thats nacho cheese'"

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Good joke. (0 replies)
started by kweenbee
(05.12.2001 7:48:06 PM EST)

I'm sure glad I'm not first.

heh... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.12.2001 2:40:48 AM EST)

Nacho = not yours (not-cho)

huh? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.31.2001 11:42:14 AM EST)

I don't get it.

not yours (0 replies)
started by WWFROCKMAIVIA
(12.14.2000 6:37:51 AM EST)

THATS NACHO CHEESE. HAHAHAHA

This site totally reeks of awesomeness!!!

BOO (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(10.02.2000 7:18:03 PM EST)

WHAT THE FUCK???

My friend told me this (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.22.2000 1:15:54 AM EST)

This is the funniest joke ever, you have to be really white not to get it

Hah First (0 replies)  
started by SDP
(06.25.2000 1:50:37 PM EST)

That wasn't that funny, oh what the hell, Im first





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