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 How Far Can A Dime Go? | | By: M. L. Miller | Published: 05/13/2000 | | |  |
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A Ukrainian and a Jew were discussing how far each could make a
dime reach, and agreed to try it and meet a few days later to see
who'd getthe most out of a dime.
The Jew bought a cigar, and smoked one-third the first day and
saved the ashes. He smoked one-third the second day and saved the
ashes. He smoked one-third the third day and again saved the ashes, and
on the fourth day he gave the ashes to his wife to use as fertilizer
on her roses. He told the Ukrainian, "I know you can't beat that for
stretching a dime."
The Ukrainian said, "I got you beat. I bought a Polish sausage
for a dime, and the first day I ate one-half, and on the second day I
ate the other one-half. The third day I used the skin for a rubber,
and the fourth day I took a shit in the skin and sewed it back up. The
fifth day I took it back to the butcher and told him it smelled like
shit. He agreed with me and gave me my dime back."
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GOOD SHIT
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started by
paintme45
(05.31.2001 10:16:37 PM EST)
I loved it ver funnyy
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hilarious
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.16.2000 0:50:27 AM EST)
this joke was super funny..... i can' tstop laughing i mean geesh i don't think i can make a dime go that far ya know he he oh well thanks for the laugh
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