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Black People and Pizzas

By: Long HairPublished: 05/13/2000
 
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Q: Whats the difference between a pizza and a black person?

A: A Pizza can feed a family of 4.

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old stuff (0 replies)
started by jeff07080
(01.04.2003 1:52:52 PM EST)

get a life you jack asses...it's a fact.. if they wait for daddy to come home, they"ll starve..call for pizza now !!

get a life (0 replies)
started by matkins
(07.10.2001 10:00:55 AM EST)

i thought this message was absolutly uncalled for. it was ignorant and undignified.

Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a bunch of smiling faces. The monkey on bottom look up and see nothing but a$$holes.

it was stupid (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.14.2001 10:16:05 PM EST)

that joke was not funny it was racist i suggest it should be removed.

That's funny (0 replies)
started by IASTATE
(04.18.2001 8:30:48 PM EST)

Wow, that's so creative. I'm just happy you could write that all by yourself. I bet you are a real winner, cause you're so funny....whew. I haven't seen something that good since kindergarten when a kid used to eat dirt. Funny stuff, real funny...ignorant asshole.

This shit is so corny (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.16.2001 7:20:11 PM EST)

what does this mean!!!

Corny (0 replies)
started by twopiece
(02.24.2001 2:57:50 PM EST)

The joke sucks!!!

Sexual (0 replies)
started by WWFROCKMAIVIA
(12.14.2000 6:35:36 AM EST)

Does that have to do with sexual discrimination?? This totally reeks of heinousity!!!

This site totally reeks of awesomeness!!!

eeee (0 replies)
started by some1dude
(10.05.2000 3:28:04 AM EST)

harsh but sometimes true. LOL, #1... that was bad.

Good One (0 replies)
started by kados
(10.02.2000 0:58:09 AM EST)

Now that is funny....and mostly true!

not funny at all (0 replies)
started by cami
(09.26.2000 9:17:18 PM EST)

To the anonymous goofball, that is some mean shit.

haha not funny (0 replies)
started by tlewis
(08.16.2000 9:19:37 PM EST)

you can atlease madeit funny

black women (2 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.12.2000 2:59:23 PM EST)

How long does it take a black
women to take a shit?


answer: 9 mths.

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