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What Do You Do Best?

By: AnonymousPublished: 09/06/2000
 
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A divorcee' in her early forties was sitting at a bar one night, when she noticed a young, attractive black man just a few stools away. She'd never seen for herself if the stories about black men were true, so she took the opportunity to buy the young stud a drink.

One drink led to another, and those led to the couple going back to the divorcee's apartment. Once there, the woman stripped naked, climbed up in her bed, struck a sexy, come-hither look, and whispered, "OK, you gorgeous piece of chocolate man. Show me what young black boys do best."

So he beat her up and stole her stereo.

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    Dumb-ass pansies (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.15.2000 11:12:37 PM EST)

    Hey Pornstar, if you are so insulted by racist jokes or comments, why did you utter one yourself? Most of you assholes who stomp around pissing and moaning about racist attitudes towards blacks, asians and hispanics are themselves guilty of telling 'racist' jokes, mostly about white people. But I guess in this politically correct world in which we live, the mere utterance of an 'offensive' word will bring down a torrent of vicious criticism from a bunch of tree-hugging pansies, who then turn around and laugh at their own brand of racist jokes. So much for 'freedom of speech'.
    Grow up, dumb-asses.

    RACIST (0 replies)
    started by Sassy718
    (11.10.2000 3:06:26 PM EST)

    DID NOT LIKE THE JOKE.SORRY
    IT WAS AN INSULT

    Very funny!!! (0 replies)
    started by cami
    (09.26.2000 9:43:59 PM EST)

    I thought it was funny. LOL

    Very funny!!! (0 replies)
    started by cami
    (09.26.2000 9:12:38 PM EST)

    I thought it was funny. LOL

    So not funny!!!!! (0 replies)
    started by limpbizkitgirl4life
    (09.23.2000 2:28:54 PM EST)

    What the fuck?

    Since some of you like sterotypes (0 replies)
    started by pornstar00
    (09.12.2000 4:19:07 PM EST)

    Since some of you like stero types what do you think a black woman would have said to a white man.
    Give UP................
    Nothing she would have laughed herself sober just looking at what is supposed to be his genitals. (You all know what they say about strong black men or should I say mendingos)

    Since some of you like sterotypes (0 replies)
    started by pornstar00
    (09.12.2000 4:15:52 PM EST)

    Since some of you like stero types what do you think a black woman would have said to a white man.
    Give UP................
    Nothing she would have laughed herself sober just looking at what is supposed to be his genitals. (You all know what they say about strong black men or should I say mendingos)

    I hate Racism (0 replies)
    started by DaWolfE
    (09.10.2000 1:42:25 AM EST)

    whoever made this joke is a donkey rapin racist sonova whore

    Stay True To Yo Name

    Damn! (0 replies)
    started by alfspin
    (09.07.2000 6:30:09 PM EST)

    God Damn Racist Bastard is pretty funny. Somewhat funny, the element of racism ruins it.

    Alf is in Da' House!

    i bet. (0 replies)
    started by disposablehero
    (09.07.2000 3:34:33 PM EST)

    you'd laugh your ass off at a joke about a white male.

    but no; racist jokes really aren't that funny. they exagerate loosly-footed biases to make a cheap gag.

    other than that; PENNYWISE KICKS ASS

    PUT THE CLERKS CARTOON BACK ON TV

    Haha (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.06.2000 7:35:51 PM EST)

    That was the BEST fucking joke I've heard in a while!!!!!!!! Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

    this joke sucked (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.06.2000 6:39:26 PM EST)

    this joke was racist and very offensive (even though im not a minority to it)
    if u thought this was funny u should be kicked bc ur a fucking moron.

    I agree with r69er (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (09.06.2000 1:55:04 PM EST)


    That joke was demeaning and offensive to horney old white women.



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    Anon was half right... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (09.06.2000 10:49:16 AM EST)

    ...mostly about the 40-yr-old divorcee'. They all want it. And I can give it.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    But... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.06.2000 10:08:35 AM EST)

    But nobody seems to be objecting to the divorced 40's woman being portrayed as a slut looking to get a little of the old in-out, in-out. Why? Because it's true. They don't play games and try to build a relationship and "talk about their feelings" -- they want sex and they want it NOW! I should know. I'm an Anonymous Goofball Stud and divorced women in their 40's are drawn to my sexy anonymity.

    I ..... (0 replies)
    started by christina
    (09.06.2000 9:58:24 AM EST)

    think that you have described young boy no mater what race or thats just my experice (lol it was funny though)

    THE BITCH WAS HERE

    Terrific (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.06.2000 4:40:48 AM EST)

    This has got to be one of the greatest jokes ever.

    not funny (0 replies)  
    started by r69er
    (09.06.2000 0:35:55 AM EST)

    racist jokes are not funny and if you seem to think that they are, you can fuck yourself

    laughmaster

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