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"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose, "You disarm, or we will.'" —Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks at a Sununu for Senate Fundraiser," Oct. 5, 2002
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#196 If you doubled one penny enery day for 30 days, you would have $5, 368, 709. 12#197 The first person crossed Niagra Falls by tightrope in 1859.
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Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
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 Fluctuations | | By: TaylorMade | Published: 07/31/2000 | | |  |
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An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with
2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in
with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got
less money that week than the previous week.
The teller said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned
around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
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wtf fluck?
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started by
thewigsplitter
(04.12.2001 3:01:56 PM EST)
why would he say fluck. Thats just adding another letter in there in place of nothing.
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Ive heard it
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started by
DaWolfE
(08.25.2000 7:30:26 PM EST)
Ive heard this before, still good though
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Looks like he got fluced
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started by
seanmckay
(08.01.2000 3:45:50 PM EST)
At least he still has enough to get some Flied Rice.... LOL!Love,Peace & Hair Greez
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Hey! I'm an American
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.31.2000 10:49:31 AM EST)
I find this joke offensive to Americans. I am going to sue you for libel and emotional distress.
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umm..
(1 reply)
started by
XorsistXtreme
(07.31.2000 1:18:15 AM EST)
2000 yen is approximately 20 bucks.
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