A Disease You May Not Know About
By: Robnoxious	Published: 09/29/2000
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. Afraid she might have something wrong with her, she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw rerry rerry fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw rerry rerry fass back to me." So she did. Dr.Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad - you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates." Terrified., the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease? Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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You don't get it? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.02.2000 2:52:48 PM EST) He's a Chinese doctor, so like all jokes that rely on stereotypes, he speaks English with a really strong Chinese accent. The sterotype says the "ell" (the letter 'L') sound is replaced by the "rrr" sound (the letter 'R'). "Ed Zachary" is meant to be someones name at first but it turns out that what he is saying is "exactly", as in "..your face looks exactly like your ass." Got it now?

??????? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.01.2000 10:55:23 PM EST) i don't get this one either

Great but Hard to tell! (0 replies) started by Seaweedy (10.01.2000 5:10:33 PM EST) Jeeze, I tried to tell that joke to a group of friends at lunch. I shoulda practiced in front of a mirror first! I luvvit, but, boy izzit hard to get your tongue around some of the sentences! Haaahaaaa!

Hey! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.30.2000 9:13:44 PM EST) I'm schitzophrenic and I'm offended by that comment!

haven't heard (0 replies) started by theresalove (09.30.2000 7:52:18 PM EST) havent heard that one in a while... i'm female, and i was not offended by that joke, so shut up you friggin whiner, and stop coming back as a different person/gender just to satisfy your schitzophrenic psychosis... DUH!!!!!!

Hey! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.30.2000 6:04:40 PM EST) I'm a doctor and I'm offended by this joke!

hey!@ (0 replies) started by qweer (09.29.2000 11:33:18 PM EST) im a chinese but this joke was fun-e!!!

OLD (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.29.2000 3:40:03 PM EST) this is also an OLD joke but it is funny.i would have liked a new joke though

Hey! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.29.2000 3:22:04 PM EST) I'm a woman and I'm offended by this joke!

Hahahahahaha! (0 replies) started by backslider13 (09.29.2000 3:17:55 PM EST) Hahahahahahahahahaa! Oh my god! Fell out of my chair!

Hey! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.29.2000 12:04:03 PM EST) I'm Chinese and I'm offended by this joke!

Same shiznit (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.29.2000 11:02:31 AM EST) different day...if you're gonna rerun jokes, label 'em as returned goods, man.

On girl like that.... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (09.29.2000 10:51:44 AM EST) ...you can't tell if she's coming or going. The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Hey! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.29.2000 9:11:01 AM EST) My name is Zachary and I'm offended by this joke!

??? (0 replies) started by scubani (09.29.2000 7:33:29 AM EST) so this is what it comes down to? can't get anything fresh so you keep reposting the same ol shit!

cool! (0 replies) started by jaymay911 (09.29.2000 1:23:40 AM EST) man, that was pretty friggen funny!

funny (0 replies) started by donut38 (09.29.2000 1:00:10 AM EST) yeah good one

lmfao!!! (0 replies)   started by SuicideKing (09.29.2000 0:42:07 AM EST) this one was Ed Zachary what I needed! tee hee "How would life be if the world smoked weed, guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, we're safe as hell, livin' in a cell, legalize the planet, only time will tell..."

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