Oriental Surprise
By: PortaJon	Published: 12/30/2000
It's back in the 1800's and a mine owner is hiring new workers. A German steps up and says, "I can pick gold faster than any man alive." The owner hires him on the spot. A Russian wanders up and says, "I can load gold faster than any man alive." The owner can't believe his good fortune and hires this man, too. A Chinese man walks up and asks for a job. The owner is so elated about hiring the other two men he says, "Well, if these other two men work as good as they say I won't need any more help, but I'll put you in charge of supplies." The next day the owner goes and checks on his new workers, and sure enough, the German is picking gold at an unbelievable rate. The Russian is loading it as fast as the other workers can haul it out. He looks around and can't find the Chinese man anywhere. He begins to walk around the mine to find him and just as he rounds a dark corner the Asian jumps out from behind a rock and yells, "SUPPLIES!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Fucken Idiot! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.24.2001 6:29:30 AM EST) What the fucks your problem, that shits not funny, you stupid piece of shit. Fucken smarten up you asshole. Go fuck yourself.

Hehe (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.02.2001 1:16:44 PM EST) Hehehehehe

Good One (0 replies) started by greenapplesplatters (01.01.2001 11:34:06 PM EST) I'm just waiting for a member of some 'Asian anti-defamation Group' to scream about that one. Political Correctness sucks... Funny joke, though. Strike a blow for freedom ... Slap a Democrat!

Nice (0 replies) started by SDBerndt (12.31.2000 7:08:25 AM EST) joke. Got a snicker out of me.

This was funny portajon (1 reply) started by roostercogburn (12.30.2000 8:04:15 PM EST) it was a supplies ending.

Lordy lord!! (0 replies) started by TheJoker (12.30.2000 6:11:28 PM EST) An oldy, but HOLLY COW a goody!!

Lmao (0 replies) started by jamis100 (12.30.2000 4:24:01 PM EST) WHAT THE HELL!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!! Tequila! Have you paid homage to the porcelain god lately?

ORIENTAL SURPRISE (0 replies) started by malcaribe (12.30.2000 11:09:58 AM EST) VERY GOOD JOKE, GOOD ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!

Kuni is here!!!! (0 replies) started by calihankl (12.30.2000 2:31:29 AM EST) old UHF reference...sorry "I know...but at least I'm not a million"

first (0 replies)   started by samiland (12.30.2000 0:02:09 AM EST) first again

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