"And as I said in my State of the Union, the idea is to see that a car borntoday—I mean, a child born today will be driving a car, as his or herfirst car, which will be powered by hydrogen and pollution-free."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: EnergyIndependence," Feb. 6, 2003
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Q: Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? A: They fought like animals and retained water for fourdays.
An Italian man, a Jewish man and a Polish man were all talking about their teenage daughters.
The Italian says, "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and found a pack of cigarettes. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she smoked."
The Jewish man says, "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she drank."
Then the Polish man speaks up. "Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a pack of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a penis!"
hahahaha
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brucewolcott
(12.04.2000 0:12:45 AM EST)
leave it to beaver!!!!!!!!!
thumbs up :Þ
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foleyt
(12.04.2000 0:07:19 AM EST)
yeah
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