An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all
night. The bartender finally said that the bar
is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave
and fell flat on his face.
He tried to stand one more time -- same result.
He figured he'll crawl outside and get some
fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face
again.
So, he decided to crawl the four blocks home.
When he arrived at the door he stood up and
fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door
and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed
he tried one more time to stand up. This time he
managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly
fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as soon
as his head hit the pillow.
He was awakened the next morning with his wife
standing over him, shouting "SO YOU'VE BEEN
DRINKING AGAIN!"
Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing
it out he said, "What makes you say that?
"The pub just called, you left your wheelchair
there again."
