A man went into a bar and he noticed a beautiful woman
other end of the bar. He waved to her, and she winked back
at him. It didn't take long before he was on the stool next
to her. They talked for awhile, and then the man said,
"You're really hot!"
"You're pretty cute, too," she said. "I live just around
the corner. Do you want to come up to my place?"
"That sounds great!" the man eagerly replied.
"Before we go up there," the woman said, "I have to ask you
one question. Do you like doing it Greek style?"
"Well, uh, I'm not exactly sure what that is," the man
answered "But it sure sounds interesting and I'm willing to
learn! Let's go!"
So they went to her apartment. As soon as they got inside
the woman stripped. The man couldn't believe his eyes.
She had an incredibly beautiful body.
"Now, you're sure," the woman asked, "That you want to do
it Greek style?"
"Definitely!" the man replied.
"All right, then," said the woman. "Take off your clothes,
and get up on the bed on yours hands and knees."
"Sounds like fun!" the man exclaimed. He hurried out of his
clothes and climbed onto the bed and got on his hands and
knees. The woman got onto the bed right in front of him.
She knelt down in front of his head and asked him again,
"Are you sure that you want to do it Greek style?"
"Yeah! Yeah!" said the man.
She grabbed the man with her arms right under his armpits,
getting him in a lock hold. He was amazed at her strength.
He couldn't move at all, and his head was pressing right
into her chest. One more time she said, "Are you sure that
you want to do it Greek style?"
The man's muffled voice could barely be heard from between
her breasts. "Yeah!" he mumbles, "Greek style!"
The woman's grip on him tightened like a vice, and she
yelled out, "OK GUS -- HE'S READY!"
Love the country, live to pee outside!
