An Indian, a Black man and a Polish man share an apartment. The rent is due
soon and all three are unemployed, so they all go out to look for a job.
That evening, they met to discuss their day.
The Indian says to his roommates, "Me pissed me no find no job." The Black
man then says, "Shit man, I ain't hooked up no job either!" The Polack
chimes in, "Hey, I found a good job! The owner said all I had to do was
show up on time at 8AM and I could go to work!"
Knowing that the Indian woke really early and watched the sun rise, the
Polack asked the Indian to wake him at 6:30 so he could get to work on time
and then went to bed.
The black man liked to play practical jokes and talked the Indian into
helping him play one on the Polack. While the Polack slept the other two
painted his face black.
The Indian woke the Polack at 6:30 who then got dressed and went straight
to his new job. When he got there, he told the owner he was ready to go to
work. The owner said he didn't know what he was talking about. The Polack
reminded him of his promise to put him to work if he showed up on time.
The owner said that the guy he hired was white. The Polack replied, "I am
white". The owner said, "No you're not, you are black, go look in the mirror!"
The Polack went to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and exclaimed, "That
stupid fucking Indian woke up the wrong guy!"
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