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Ebonics Continued

By: misspkPublished: 01/23/2002
 
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1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose.

2. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my ol'lady rectum both.

3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to da big house.

5. Penis - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.

6. Israel - Alsonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man dat looks fake. He said bullshit, dat watch Israel.

7. Catacomb - Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody oughta give dat catacomb.

8. Undermine - There is a fine looking hoe living in da apartment undermine.

9. Acoustic - When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.

10. Iraq - When we go to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break.

11. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinner?

12. Seldom - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom.

13. Honor - At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy, who be honor first?

14. Odyssey - I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on this hoe.

15. Axe - The policeman wanted to axe me some questions.

16. Tripoli - I was gonna buy my ol'lady a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find a tripoli.

17. Fortify - I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify.

18. Income - I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.

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    And... (1 reply)
    started by roger
    (02.21.2002 5:08:34 PM EST)

    When OJ Simpson's kid asked for twenty bucks, OJ said, "Go axe your mama." and he did.


    Just protecting my sheep

    lmao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.23.2002 10:02:59 PM EST)

    funny stuff pk......

    Ewe rso phunny (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (01.23.2002 9:07:01 PM EST)

    Mr ducks
    Mr not
    R2 ceder wings
    Lib Mr ducks

    Translation:Conversation between 2 ebonics players.

    Them are ducks,
    Them are not
    Are 2, see their wings?
    Well I'll be, Them are ducks!

    Thanks for the chuckle PK!

      

    Soda - (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (01.23.2002 3:16:32 PM EST)

    my girlfriend asked for a 7-up so I whipped my dick out, that soda ;-)

    Kiss my Ass !

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