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The Truth About Diets And Wine

By: virtualjulPublished: 08/10/2002
 
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Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. Enjoy!

  • The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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    Wow (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (08.11.2002 10:18:38 AM EST)

    I guess 3/4 of the people in SoCal have nothing to worry about.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Quite frankly..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.10.2002 7:41:47 AM EST)

    I'll take my chances and live in America.

    Oh have I ever said before: "Fuck the French"

    Now I know (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (08.10.2002 5:40:47 AM EST)

    I should have studied a foreign langauge at school.

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