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Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.
Sooflay -- the restauranteur
Guday -- the half-Australian brother
Huray -- the sports fanatic
Sashay -- the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay -- the twins from the African mother
Sayhay -- the baseball player
Ojay -- the stalker/murderer
Gulay -- the singer/entertainer
Ebay -- the internet czar
Biliray -- the country music star
Ecksray -- the radiologist
Puray -- the blender factory owner
Regay -- the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay -- the one with bad hair
Among the sisters:
Lattay -- the coffee shop owner
Bufay -- the 300-pound sister
Dushay -- the clean sister
Phayray -- the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway -- the grocery store owner
Ollay -- the half-Mexican sister
Gudlay -- the prostitute
Finally, there is Oyvey, but the family doesn't like to talk about him.
A 4?
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started by
tjshere
(10.02.2003 5:20:27 AM EST)
Given the nature of the joke, I gave it a foray.
Hahahahahaha.
Well
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started by
thecritic
(10.02.2003 1:55:13 AM EST)
I give this a 4
waaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha
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