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Jose and Carlos - Panhandlers

By: bustercherryPublished: 09/30/2007
 
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Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp each holding a sign.

Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.

Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says, "Look at your sign."

I HAVE NO WORK, A WIFE AND 6 KIDS TO SUPPORT.

"Now look at mine." Carlos looks at Jose's sign.

I ONLY NEED ANOTHER $10.00 TO MOVE BACK TO MEXICO.

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    Just wish (0 replies)  
    started by bd2son
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    it were true about the $10!

    Wish there were more like that - I'd be contributing.

    (_E=mc˛_)

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