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BULLETIN: airplane crash in Poland

By: TheHammerPublished: 02/04/1999
 
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A Cessna 2-seater crashed in a cemetary in Poland yesterday.After hours of digging, Polish authorities have found over 20 bodies and are still counting.

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    (08.08.2000 12:25:53 PM EST)

    pilot forgets to turn off the PA system.he turns to the copilot and says'you know what I need now is a coffe and a good blowjob,just then a stewardess enters the cockpit,a passenger yells out 'dont forget the coffe'

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    (07.09.2000 5:22:36 PM EST)

    I like your jokes but I have to be careful because I am a bus driver on the West Coast of Canada ( Vancouver ) and I like to tell jokes and stories on the bus but it has to be good to tell

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    (07.09.2000 5:21:33 PM EST)

    I like your jokes but I have to be careful becazuse I am a bus driver on the West Coast of Canada ( Vancouver ) and I like to tell jokes and stories on the bus but it has to be good to tell

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    (06.22.2000 9:47:42 PM EST)

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