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By: RobnoxiousPublished: 03/05/1999
 
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A Polish family is sitting in the living room. The wife turns to the husband and says "Let's send the kids out to P-L-A-Y so we can fuck."

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    Someone's has a sense of humor and then there's those thing's called...HORMONE'S!!! COOL!!!!

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