Ethnic Survivor
By: nomadogs	Published: 09/30/2000
Let's try an ethnic version of "Survivor" On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese womam 2 American men and 1 American woman 2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman 2 Welsh men and 1 Welsh woman 2 Scottish men and 1 Scottish woman One month later, the following things have occurred: One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together having loads of sex. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman. The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them. The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman. The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Polish woman and they started swimming. The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes here are low and it is not raining. The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions. The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men, after calling them both 'bloody wankers'. Both Welsh men are searching the island for sheep. The Scots began by dividing the island into North and South and setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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fuckingboring (0 replies) started by us6969us (03.09.2001 8:54:35 PM EST) That was the worst joke I ever almost read,not only was it to long but it really sucked what kind of fucking retard wasted the time to type it he should be killed. chris fecal

Shit (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.06.2000 6:51:26 PM EST) Your joke reminded me a lot about shit

it was ok (0 replies) started by PetShopBoy (10.12.2000 1:41:14 PM EST) I guess that joke was ok. It could have been a little more offensive, since offensiveness is what makes "racist" jokes funny in the first place. And it definitely should have touched on black people as the anonymous guy demostrated.

wow (2 replies) started by doublej1984 (10.02.2000 11:37:19 AM EST) was there anyone that this joke didn't insult?

???????? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.01.2000 10:46:30 PM EST) i don't get it

You forgot (3 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.01.2000 2:02:43 PM EST) The 2 niggers and the nigger woman. The 2 niggers mugged everyone and raped all the women, spreading AIDS to everyone, thereby decimating the population and ending the ridiculous survivor series.

hahaha (0 replies) started by rook30505 (09.30.2000 2:39:58 PM EST) that was pretty good.I'd take all the women(sept the german one) and head for the distillery,but that's just me "You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"

I like this one...heh (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (09.30.2000 1:13:32 AM EST) sure I've heard it before but it's still a good text joke "How would life be if the world smoked weed, guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, we're safe as hell, livin' in a cell, legalize the planet, only time will tell..."

yeah (0 replies)   started by donut38 (09.30.2000 0:29:57 AM EST) right on

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