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Florida Poker - Drop Dead Hand

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 10/06/2003
 
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Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up. Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?"

They draw straws. Goldberg picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

"Discreet? I'm the most discreet mensch you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."

Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment, knocks on the door. The wife answers and asks what he wants. Goldberg declares, "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home."

The wife says, "Tell him to drop dead!"

"I'll go tell him." says Goldberg

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    hahahahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.06.2003 8:16:26 PM EST)

    this is great...

    BIG JOHN 2

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    started by tjshere
    (10.06.2003 1:12:34 AM EST)


    He must have carried a lot of life insurance.

    Good job, obxbeachbum, pretty durned funny.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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