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Hey, He Knows That Dude

By: marrakeshmanPublished: 08/14/2007
 
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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

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