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How Far Can A Dime Go?

By: M. L. MillerPublished: 05/13/2000
 
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A Ukrainian and a Jew were discussing how far each could make a dime reach, and agreed to try it and meet a few days later to see who'd getthe most out of a dime.

The Jew bought a cigar, and smoked one-third the first day and saved the ashes. He smoked one-third the second day and saved the ashes. He smoked one-third the third day and again saved the ashes, and on the fourth day he gave the ashes to his wife to use as fertilizer on her roses. He told the Ukrainian, "I know you can't beat that for stretching a dime."

The Ukrainian said, "I got you beat. I bought a Polish sausage for a dime, and the first day I ate one-half, and on the second day I ate the other one-half. The third day I used the skin for a rubber, and the fourth day I took a shit in the skin and sewed it back up. The fifth day I took it back to the butcher and told him it smelled like shit. He agreed with me and gave me my dime back."

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GOOD SHIT (0 replies)
started by paintme45
(05.31.2001 10:16:37 PM EST)

I loved it ver funnyy

hilarious (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.16.2000 0:50:27 AM EST)

this joke was super funny..... i can' tstop laughing i mean geesh i don't think i can make a dime go that far ya know he he oh well thanks for the laugh

Holy Crap! (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.04.2000 0:11:03 AM EST)

I pissed in my pants when I read that one!

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