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Hurricane Hits Mexico

By: bd2sonPublished: 10/15/2008
 
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Two million Mexicans die and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community (except France) is sending food and money.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million Mexicans to replace the dead ones.

God bless America!!!!

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    Hey bd2son, (0 replies)  
    started by marrakeshman
    (10.21.2008 3:51:59 PM EST)

    WHY, WHY, AND WHY do you jerks keep on taking pot shots at France?

    For the life of me I just can't understand it.

    Now, this joke is far from being new but the other times I heard or read it nothing was mentioned about the coubntry I lived in for thirty years and provided me with gandparents and a frickn' mother!

    I thought you knew this and therefore could have had the intelligence to remove the insulting part of the joke. I had problems with TJ on this and now that he's gone, which I regret, I thought it was over.

    You don't know France except perhaps through various and sundry propaganda that has filterd down over the years because we made the right choice NOT to take part in the coalition folly in Iraq.

    When you don't KNOW, you don't poke fun and you DON'T know fuck all about this country.

    Which country has the second biggest contingent of soldiers along side of the Americans in Afghanistan where the REAL war on terror is located and has just had ten of their finest men killed in battle?

    You got it, man, France!

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