Purple Curtain
By: penissneeze	Published: 08/15/2001
A Canadian, an American, and a Chinaman are driving down a deserted highway when their car runs out of gas. They begin walking and about 30 minutes later they come to a big house. They knock on the door and a beatiful woman answers. They ask if they can use the phone, but she doesn't have one. And they ask if they can have some gas for their car, but she doesn't have a car. Then she says, "You're welcome to stay and rest here for the night." Being very tired they agree. "I'm going to get some wood for the fireplace. Whatever you do don't look behind the purple curtain!" She leaves and, of course, they're now curious to find out what's behind the purple curtain. So they slowly pull it back and there's dozens off severed penises. Just then the woman returns and discovers them. "I told you not to look behind the curtain! As punishment, I will have to add your penises to my collection." So she asks the Canadian, "What does your father do?" And he says, "He's a lumberjack." So, she takes out a chainsaw and cuts off his penis and he passes out from the shock. Then she asks the American the same question and he says, "My dad is a butcher." So, she takes out a butcher's knife and chops off his penis and he passes out, too. The she asks the Chinaman what his dad does and he says " My dad sells lollipops, what are you gonna do, suck mine off?" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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I bet (0 replies) started by roger (08.15.2003 2:33:27 AM EST) the Canadian had a shirt on that said I AM CANADIAN Why do they do that???

I bet (0 replies) started by roger (08.15.2003 2:33:24 AM EST) the Canadian had a shirt on that said I AM CANADIAN Why do they do that???

I bet (0 replies) started by roger (08.15.2003 2:33:04 AM EST) the Canadian had a shirt on that said I AM CANADIAN Why do they do that???

My daddy was a blacksmith (0 replies) started by willi (08.16.2001 9:40:55 PM EST) so you can beat my hot steel rod, baby!

and mine's ..... (1 reply)   started by marvin (08.15.2001 6:18:47 AM EST) a masseur !

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