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#44 The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A: A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I com. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.
"You foul-mouthed swine," retored the lady indignantly. "In this country we dont talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? "I'ma justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
lol
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started by
bigjohn2
(05.06.2003 10:31:59 PM EST)
good one
Well
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started by
roger
(06.13.2002 5:49:14 PM EST)
it deserved more than 2 goofballs. I gave it 5 cause I've told it a hundred times or more.
Tis a classic Acid.
Just protecting my sheep
Errrrrrr
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started by
marvin
(06.13.2002 4:28:16 AM EST)
Yeah, okay.
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