My Name Is Brown!
By: thegrandpatron	Published: 03/09/2002
A passenger on a long airline flight had a couple of snorts too many, and became very obnoxious. Standing in the aisle next to his seat, he proclaimed, "My name is Brown! B-R-O-W-N!! I'm white! White all over! From the top of my head to the tip of my toes, I'm white! And if there's anything I hate, it's Jews!" He then more or less folded up into his seat, where he sat muttering for a few minutes. Soon, he rose and repeated the performance, even more loudly: "I SAID MY NAME IS BROWN!!! B-R-O-W-N!!! And I'm WHITE! WHITE ALL OVER!! FROM THE TOP OF MY HEAD TO THE TIP OF MY TOES!!, I'M WHITE! As before, the other passengers ignored him, except one little Hebrew fellow, who drew himself up and said, "My name is Ginsberg. G-I-N-S-B-E-R-G. And I too, am white... from the top of my head to the tip of my toes... except of course, for my ASSHOLE, which is brown!!! B-R-O-W-N! Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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The first time I heard it (0 replies) started by roger (03.10.2002 1:48:28 AM EST) It was a black guy and a white guy. Still a funny joke. Just protecting my sheep

hahahaha (0 replies) started by kweenbee (03.09.2002 6:21:05 PM EST) Good one Grand. LMAO@Malcom and lawyer. Love the country, live to pee outside!

I did... (1 reply) started by thegrandpatron (03.09.2002 10:03:06 AM EST) ...find this one funny.

hmm (0 replies) started by malcom (03.09.2002 5:05:11 AM EST) Ginsberg must be a doctor to know so much. Or a lawyer.

My name in Mustapha (0 replies) started by marvin (03.09.2002 2:35:38 AM EST) and I'm Brown all over .....

Classic joke (2 replies)   started by tjshere (03.09.2002 1:40:29 AM EST) The first time I heard this one, Mr. Brown was a Texan and the other guy was Irish. I know you're a Texan, Patron. Are you Irish too? Hehehehe. Never fear.....TJ's here!

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