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Mafia Valentine Card Verses

By: damselPublished: 09/02/2002
 
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My love for you... it came and went.
So your feet are now in wet cement.

I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes
Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.

Lie down with me -- it's my final offa,
Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

I picked up this card from a slim selection
But that's all they offer here in witness protection.

Be my Valentine, and we can do it execution-style.

Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass;
So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.

Violets are blue, roses are red,
I blew up your car -- So why ain't you dead?

The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look
You'd bear a son, and now that's done, So shut your mouth and cook!

Youse da greatest. Youse da best.
But you're as untouchable as Elliot Ness.

Lust is fleeting, true love lingers.
Be mine always and you'll keep your fingers.

Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know, dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like.

When a goon makes you die,
Cuz you told him goodbye
That's amore!

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    These are classic (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.22.2003 7:35:35 AM EST)


    ^5 Damsel... hahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    LMAO @ (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.02.2002 11:06:19 AM EST)

    The very last one.

    Mafia limerick:

    Your hubby ratted out my best goon
    So I'll have to be whackin' him soon
    His skull I will dent
    Before he drowns in cement
    Then I'll be coming around for some poon

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    If I had a Hammer (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.02.2002 8:01:39 AM EST)

    I'd hammer in the morning
    I'd hammer in the evening
    I'd hammer you r fucking Knee caps....
    It's because you stole from my brothers and my sisters
    I'll hunt you down all over this land

    Italians are romantic ? (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (09.02.2002 5:17:05 AM EST)

    This gift I send while your in bed
    No ! It's not a horses head !

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