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A Pregnant Redneck Woman

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 01/25/2004
 
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A pregnant Redneck woman is involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! a boy and a girl. Your Uncle from West Virginia came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh No, not my Uncle... he's an idiot!"

She asks the doctor,"Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise."

"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew."

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    started by bigjohn2
    (01.25.2004 8:00:59 PM EST)

    I never heard it though...lmfao

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    started by thecritic
    (01.25.2004 10:18:57 AM EST)


    Now THAT one IS old.

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