Dear Ann Landers,
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of
Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters,
who are prostitutes in Jersey City.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother
is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a prostitute who lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel. Her time
there is limited as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in
joining our team Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street, and hopefully, the heroin habits.
All thing considered, my main problem is this -I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to
be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my distant cousin who is French?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
