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"We've got pockets of persistent poverty in our society, which I refuse to declare defeat—I mean, I refuse to allow them to continue on. And so one of the things that we're trying to do is to encourage a faith-based initiative to spread its wings all across America, to be able to capture this great compassionate spirit." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: Small Businesses Location," March 18, 2002 The second edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Phrase, Saying and Quotation recently recognized Bush's er ... contributions to the English language. Under the heading "Bushisms," the dictionary includes such Bush classics as, "We are ready for any unforseen event which may or may not happen."
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The old Cherokee chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the U.S. Government officials sent to interview him.
“Chief Two Eagles,” one official began, “You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have observed his wars and his material wealth. You have seen his progress and the damage he as done.”
The chief nodded that it was so. The official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?”
The chief stared for a moment at the government officials, and then calmly replied, “When white man found the land, Indians were in charge. No taxes. No debt. Plenty buffalo. Plenty beaver. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing, all night making love to women.”
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