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They're All The Same

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 11/07/2004
 
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A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."

"No like Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"

"No, no," the copilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese......doesn't matter, you're all alike!" After a few minutes of silence.... "No like Jews!" the copilot suddenly announces.

"Why not?" asks the captain.

"Jews sink Titanic."

"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "it was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah......all same!"

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.07.2004 8:05:15 PM EST)

    givem some guns let them have a dual...

    Then the Chinese guy .... (2 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (11.07.2004 10:21:30 AM EST)


    Said "Iceberg"? OK lettuce be friends again.

    Waaaaaaa hahahahahahaha!

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