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The Chinese Bar

By: damselPublished: 11/27/2004
 
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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.

"Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says.

The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."

The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . "

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lmfao (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(11.28.2004 9:36:28 AM EST)

pretty good...

Wahaha (0 replies)
started by obxbeachbum
(11.27.2004 9:01:11 PM EST)

This one really struck a note with me. Stoli on the rocks with a twist is what I drink. 5 goofballs from me.

An end with horror is better than horror without end.

Bwaaa hahahahaha! (0 replies)  
started by tjshere
(11.27.2004 9:44:05 AM EST)


I rove it! Velly funny and new too also. 5 from me, Damsel.

my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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