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Polish Eye Exam

By: donutncoffeePublished: 10/08/2004
 
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A Polish immigrant goes to a Motor Vehicles branch to apply for a driver's license and has to take an eye sight test

The optician shows him a card with the letters

C Z W I X N O S T A C Z

"Can you read this?" the optician asks.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replies,

"Hell I know the guy."

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    Oh hell thats good (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.08.2004 3:44:21 PM EST)

    lmfao...
    I hadnt heard that one before....

    HACK! COUGH!! gaakk!! (0 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (10.08.2004 1:55:21 PM EST)

    WAAAA HAAA HAA!!!
    Holy shit! I just spit coffee all over my keyboard!!

    oh, shit.... that was good.

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (10.08.2004 0:43:01 AM EST)


    THAT was funny

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