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For centuries Hindu women have worn a red dot on their foreheads. We have naively thought it had something to do with their religion. The real story has been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington.
When a Hindu woman marries, on her wedding night the husband scratches off the red dot to see if he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, or a motel in Florida.
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