"The more money they have in their more pockets in their pockets, themore likely it is that somebody will find work."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks to theGOP Resort from the Greenbriar Resort," Feb. 9, 2003
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#168 One brow wrinkle is the result of 200,000 frowns.
Yo Mama ...
has is so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?A: The white one got away.
An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American
bank teller, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen -
today I get hunat eighty?
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