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"King Abdullah of Jordan, the King of Morocco, I mean, there's a series of places - Qatar, Oman - I mean, places that are developing - Bahrain - they're all developing the habits of free societies." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
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"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
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#33 Termites eat through wood two times faster when listening to rock music!.
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... is so fat, She uses the carpet as a blanket!
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Q. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
A. He walks around saying "Yo."
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 Italian Bread | | By: obxbeachbum | Published: 10/25/2005 | | |  |
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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread everyday. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...don't you think by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard?"
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knew about this Italian bread thing but me!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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