Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
— Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins. (1991)
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#158 The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star," by the Buggles.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why is it impossible for a woman to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and also good-looking?
A: All those men already have boyfriends.
 
 


Why Muslims Commit Suicide

By: bd2sonPublished: 02/15/2006
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now:
No Jesus.
No Wal-Mart.
No television.
No cheerleaders.
No baseball.
No football.
No basketball.
No hockey.
No golf.
No tailgate parties.
No Home Depot.
No pork BBQ.
No hot dogs.
No burgers.
No lobster.
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
No gumbo.
No jambalaya.
More than one wife. (HELLO, ARE YOU CRAZY?)
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies.
No Girl Scout cookies.
No Christmas.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really. IS THERE ANY MYSTERY HERE?

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • 400 Sheep Commit Suicide in France
  • How Many Times Can You Commit Suicide?
  • Man Commits Suicide to Escape Nagging Wife
  • Bizzare Suicide
  • Euphemisms for FECES
  • Enforced Virginity Tests Banned
  • Strange Laws From Around The World
  • The Man With No Arms
  • Police :We are not amused
  • Police: We are not amused
  • The Black Sheep
  • Man Ordered to Have Organ Reattached
  • Man Ordered to Have Organ Reattached
  • Meeting Muhammad
  • Penis Facts
  • Computer Gender
  • Computer Sex
  • Triumph Visits Quebec And Isn't Welcomed Back
  • Death of a Treasurer
  • Charles Manson

  • More Ethnic Jokes...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    stupid (0 replies)
    started by bathroomreaderfan
    (02.22.2006 0:59:36 AM EST)

    One of the stupidest stupid posts yet. Poorly written from a very ignorant pro-american point of view. Home of the free. Yeah, right. Free to do only what you're told. Muslims don't attack without cause. Unlike "Christians". Go fuck yourself.

    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (02.17.2006 8:37:56 AM EST)

    wow, so thats why

    I never (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.16.2006 8:06:49 PM EST)

    thought of it that way...good one

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    The Arab And The Chassidic Genie
    An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without ...
    02.29.2008

    Weeweechu
    One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend ...
    12.22.2007

    Ever Hear Of A Mexican Golf Gun?
    Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder ...
    12.16.2007

    Tenjooberrymuds
    By the time you read through this you will understand ...
    11.18.2007

    Rate This!

    3.13 Goofballs of 5
    16 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    The French
    An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, ...
    03.11.2007

    Irish Predicament
    The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the Ole just sits there.
    02.27.2007

    Exchanging Monies
    An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars ...
    02.26.2007

    Chinese Laundry
    A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done ...
    02.10.2007

    Two Years Ago
    Eye Test
    A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a ...
    04.25.2006

    Help Desk Job Requirements
    Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.The Personnel ...
    04.18.2006

    Asking For Polish Sausage
    A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some ...
    03.20.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Top Selling Videos

    Goofball Facts
     
    An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.