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Eye Test

By: bd2sonPublished: 04/25/2006
 
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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

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    lmmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.25.2006 9:16:47 PM EST)

    now thats good and a new one...hahahaha

    HACK! COUGH!! gaakk!! (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (04.25.2006 3:59:27 AM EST)


    WAAAA HAAA HAA!!!
    Holy shit! I just spit coffee all over my keyboard!!

    oh, shit.... that was good.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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