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Help Desk Job Requirements

By: nitestrmPublished: 04/18/2006
 
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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready." The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready."

The manager said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a support technician at a call center for computer problems.

I have spoken to Mujibar, and no doubt you have spoken to him as well.

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    started by bigjohn2
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    I think this is a great joke, nitestrm.

    Which I suppose will qualify me as some sort of moronic, neanderthal racist or something.

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