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3 Guys Buy A Bar
By: Anonymous
Published: 05/23/2006
An Irishman, a jewish guy, a scotch man buy a bar together. The Irish guy says, "lets decorate the place with Irish green curtains, Irish green on the bar stools."
The Scotchman says "lets decorate the place with Scotch plaid, scotch plaid wallpaper."
The Jewish guy said "lets cover the seats with assholes and start making money!"
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