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 Irish Prize | | By: acidinterval | Published: 06/02/2006 | | |  |
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night.
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in Church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed" Mary said.
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This reminds me of a toast:
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started by
thegrandpatron
(06.02.2006 7:30:06 AM EST)
Here's to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!
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I drink to your health when I'm with you,
I drink to your health when I'm alone,
I drink to your health so often,
I'm starting to worry about my own!
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There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head,
If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
How the hell can he drink when he's dead?
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Here's to you, here's to me,
the best of friends we'll always be.
But if we ever disagree,
to hell with you, here's to ME!!
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