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that's great
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started by
bigdadlong
(09.12.2006 4:27:45 PM EST)
I'm so sick and tired of those long, boring jokes and this one is short and funny.
I have a friend who sends me every illegal immigration joke known to mankind and living here in East Texas we have way more than our share of them. But in my home town, our biggest problem isn’t the illegal Mexicans, but the Katrina refugees from New Orleans that we still have here. Talk about raising your crime rate. They are our major problem. Especially in the schools.
That’s my soap box issue for me!!!
This is a major
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started by
bd2son
(09.12.2006 0:14:27 AM EST)
soap box issue for me!!!
But the goof is not the forum for it.
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