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Currency Fluctuations …..

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 10/01/2006
 
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I had a bunch of Australian dollars that I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local ANZ.

I chose the shortest line: just one guy in front of me.

He was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars & he was a little agitated.

He asked the teller: "Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty."

The teller says: “Fluctuations."

The Asian guy says: "Yeah, Fluc you white guys too!"

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    I love this joke (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
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    it's one of my all time favorites.

    This is funny ......... (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (10.01.2006 9:19:16 AM EST)


    asians are taking the place of "hairlip" jokes.

    and I'm all for that.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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