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Would That Make Us Kin?

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 10/20/2006
 
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Two good ole boys down in Mississippi were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while, the first guy says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."

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    i dont see the point (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (10.20.2006 9:07:35 PM EST)


    since its probably his sister
    hahaha

    good joke

    Hahahahahaha! (2 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (10.20.2006 9:24:53 AM EST)

    I didn't see that punchline coming. Funny as hell!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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