"There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again." - Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002
Random Quote
"We are all here for the same reason: to love me." — Barry Manilow, to fans in Schenectady, New York
Snapple Facts
#65 A one-day weather forecast requires about 10 billion math calculations.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
One Liners
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit? A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey".
Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
