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Spies In America

By: bd2sonPublished: 11/18/2006
 
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Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S.

The first spy starts speaking in Arabic.

The second spy shushes him quickly and whispers, "Don't blow our cover. You're in America now. Speak Spanish."

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    Spies (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.18.2006 8:07:20 AM EST)


    Holy shit!

    that was hysterical! Didn't see it coming. good one, BD-meister!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Waaaaaahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by marrakeshman
    (11.18.2006 5:20:17 AM EST)

    Simple, but funny as hell. Reminds me of the Letterman quip: 80% of Americans interrogated on immigration issuses said they were in favor of George W. Bush's wall between Mexico and the US. The other 20%: "no hablo inglès."

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