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#45 Elephants are capable of swimming 20 miles per day.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat!
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A: A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
A man decides he wants a blow up doll. So he heads to the Adult book store. When he gets there he tells the clerk that he wants a blow up doll. The clerk ask him if he wants a male or female doll. The man responds "female". Black or white the clerk asks. The man thinks and answers "white". The clerk than ask if he wants a Christian or Muslim doll. The man, very puzzled, ask what does religion have to do with blow up dolls. The clerk responds that The Muslim dolls blow themselves up.
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