Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"It's your money. You paid for it." - LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Women, can't live with 'em... pass the beer nuts."
— Norm Peterson
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#138 Hawaii is the only U.S. state that grows coffee.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so nasty that her shit is glad to escape.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: How do you get an LSU cheerleader into your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and push really hard.
 
 


Nacho Cheese

By: DillPublished: 05/12/2000
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

Three white guys are driving in an all black neighborhood when they get a sudden craving for cheese.

They search around until they finally find a cheese store, where they all decide to stop and eat.

Upon ariving at the front door they find a sign that says "No whites allowed". The three stand for a while and think what to do.

After a while one of the guys says, "OK we'll wait for those three black guys in there to walk out and we'll mug 'em and take their cheese.", everyone agrees to do as told so they mug the three black guys and take off back to their apartment.

After the three arrive back at the aparment and begin to eat their cheese they begin to talk, the first guy says, "I got mozzarella cheese.", and one of the others asks, "Well how do you know that?", and the first guy replies, "I tasted it."

The second guy then says, "I got cheddar cheese", one of the others asks "how do you know that", and the second guy replies "'cause I tasted it."

Then the third guy says, "I got nacho cheese.". The other two look at him confused and ask "How do you know that?", and the third guy replies "Well, the guy that I was mugging kept on saying, 'Thats nacho cheese, thats nacho cheese'"

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?


More Ethnic Jokes...

 

Search
 


Advanced Search
 
This Section

ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

You must register to participate in this discussion.
Good joke. (0 replies)
started by kweenbee
(05.12.2001 7:48:06 PM EST)

I'm sure glad I'm not first.

heh... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.12.2001 2:40:48 AM EST)

Nacho = not yours (not-cho)

huh? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.31.2001 11:42:14 AM EST)

I don't get it.

not yours (0 replies)
started by WWFROCKMAIVIA
(12.14.2000 6:37:51 AM EST)

THATS NACHO CHEESE. HAHAHAHA

This site totally reeks of awesomeness!!!

BOO (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(10.02.2000 7:18:03 PM EST)

WHAT THE FUCK???

My friend told me this (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.22.2000 1:15:54 AM EST)

This is the funniest joke ever, you have to be really white not to get it

Hah First (0 replies)  
started by SDP
(06.25.2000 1:50:37 PM EST)

That wasn't that funny, oh what the hell, Im first





Da'WolfE

Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


Most Recent
The Cure
Ahmed the Arab came to London from the Middle East ...
10.28.2009

Panties on a Plane
Three black ladies are getting ready to take a plane ...
02.17.2009

Hurricane Hits Mexico
Two million Mexicans die and over a million are injured. ...
10.15.2008

Stevie Wonder In Tokyo
Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and ...
06.12.2008

Rate This!

1.98 Goofballs of 5
1,062 Viewer(s) rated

Rating the content is for registered users only.

Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Hurricane Hits Mexico
    Two million Mexicans die and over a million are injured. ...
    10.15.2008

    Stevie Wonder In Tokyo
    Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and ...
    06.12.2008

    The Irish Prostitute
    An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon ...
    06.06.2008

    English Men
    Two Englishmen- businessmen in London - were sitting ...
    05.23.2008

    Two Years Ago
    Tenjooberrymuds
    By the time you read through this you will understand ...
    11.18.2007

    Jose and Carlos - Panhandlers
    Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp each holding a sign.
    09.30.2007

    Forehead Dot
    For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their ...
    08.26.2007

    Hey, He Knows That Dude
    A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for ...
    08.14.2007

    Lookie Here!
    Austin Powers: International Man of...

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    The world's termites out weight the world's humans 10-1.