"I'm sure there's a lot of people frightened — biotechnology is a long wordand it sounds — they may say, well, I don't know if I'm smart enough to bein biotechnology, or it sounds too sophisticated to be in biotechnology." —Bush, speaking in Winston-Salem, N.C., on Nov. 7, 2003
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#181 The first jukebox was located in San Francisco in 1899.
Yo Mama ...
head is so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
One Liners
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan? A: Two days.
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I com. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.
"You foul-mouthed swine," retored the lady indignantly. "In this country we dont talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? "I'ma justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
lol
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started by
bigjohn2
(05.06.2003 10:31:59 PM EST)
good one
Well
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started by
roger
(06.13.2002 5:49:14 PM EST)
it deserved more than 2 goofballs. I gave it 5 cause I've told it a hundred times or more.
Tis a classic Acid.
Just protecting my sheep
Errrrrrr
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started by
marvin
(06.13.2002 4:28:16 AM EST)
Yeah, okay.
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