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Stranded On A Desert Island

By: rmthuggerPublished: 04/02/2001
 
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On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together having loads of sex.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Polish woman and they started swimming.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide... while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving... But at least the taxes here are low and it is not raining.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.

The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men, after calling them both "bloody wankers."

Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.

The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English aren't getting any.

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    anonymous is wrong (0 replies)
    started by thewigsplitter
    (04.12.2001 2:56:05 PM EST)

    the italian men are on the german's dicks, but when they get tired of them, they get on the american's dicks, while the poles are are getting beat by the germans, they arent all over their dicks getting raped cause theyd rather fight than be on their knees.

    All of you guys are wrong! (0 replies)
    started by duck888
    (04.06.2001 1:32:21 PM EST)

    The Italian guys got tired of the American woman's bitching and beat the shit out of her.

    The Irish guys got drunk on whiskey and set off a coconut bomb, killing all of the men. Then, the southern Irish guy shoot the northern Irish guy in the back of the head, killing him instantly. That southern Irish guy spent the rest of his life having wild sexual orgies.

    All of you guys are wrong! (0 replies)
    started by duck888
    (04.06.2001 1:31:07 PM EST)

    The Italian guys got tired of the American woman's bitching and beat the shit out of her.

    The Irish guys got drunk on whiskey and set off a coconut bomb, killing all of the men. Then, the southern Irish guy shoot the northern Irish guy in the back of the head, killing him instantly. That southern Irish guy spent the rest of his life having wild sexual orgies.

    Wrong!! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.06.2001 7:58:40 AM EST)

    You got the story all wrong! The two Italian men are banging all the women, the German Nazi's took over the Island, the Greeks are ass-fucking all the men, the Poles are
    still attacking Nazi tanks with horses and sticks!!

    Good joke (0 replies)
    started by nakeddancer
    (04.03.2001 10:07:19 PM EST)

    real funny Hugger, thanks for the laugh.......ND

    funny! (0 replies)
    started by Frodo
    (04.03.2001 0:30:57 AM EST)

    Don't usually like racist jokes, but this one really had me choked up! As Professor Bullwinkle would say, "I resemble that remark!"

    Frodo Goofball@aol.com

    yeah, it wuz (0 replies)
    started by DaWolfE
    (04.02.2001 9:45:59 PM EST)

    Cept they had Welsh people instead of New Zealanders, I personally think that it sounder more correct like that

    .....it wasn't me, it was the goldfish.....

    pretty good (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (04.02.2001 6:52:11 PM EST)

    I liked it too.Thanx rmthugger.

    wasn't this (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (04.02.2001 3:25:25 PM EST)

    on this sight b4

    We're going to infest

    Whew.... (1 reply)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (04.02.2001 1:31:04 AM EST)


    Whoever made this joke up must not get ANY. Ever.

    The Naked Canuck

    Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
    Pretty good (0 replies)  
    started by raven219
    (04.02.2001 0:17:44 AM EST)

    I liked it

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