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The Best Bar in Town

By: RandallPublished: 05/11/2000
 
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An Irish guy, an Italian guy, and a Polish guy are in a bar. The Irish guy says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but MacDougal's is the best. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself buys the third drink."

The Italian guy says, "Yeah, that's-a nice, but where I come-a from, there's-a this place, Vinnie's. You buy a drink, Vinnie buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinnie buys you another drink."

The Polish guy says, "You think that's great? Where I come from, there's this place, Stukowski's. At Stukowski's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back, and you get laid."

The Italian guy says, "That's-a fantastic. That's-a happen to you?"

The Polish guy says, "No. It happened to my sister."

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what the hell? (1 reply)
started by r69er
(08.11.2000 1:06:20 AM EST)

this was just on here a few months ago. weak shit

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wow (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.27.2000 2:53:25 AM EST)

wow is that old..I've seen this sam joke 15 time already. Just under another name. Who says we start revolting? yeah lets go! and I want to know who said that Jokeland could enter the picture! I liked this site before the change! I used to read the messages just for a laugh, they were ofter times a lot funnier that this stupid jokes. Like that greasy goat lover. I miss you!!!!you were so funny and everyone else at eachothers throats. Memories (cue song enterance).......


who's the chick?

well duh me!

i like this joke (0 replies)
started by JSkills
(05.11.2000 10:39:08 PM EST)

it's so funny

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